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Appearance in Persona[]

Jarek is very old but also a really handsome guy. You can swap him into the game instead of that nasty old guy Ryotaro Dojima.

This changes the entire course of the game. For example it will kill off Nanako in the first few hours of the game because Jarek doesn't belong to the Dojima family thus Nanako will die from starvation. Jarek joins the protagonist's crew more happy than ever to finally get away from his quiet ''dobrzykowice lifestyle'' and get some action in his old age. He gets mad easily, often rushing into the action head on. His favourite persona SLIME aids him in his adventures. Jarek quickly becomes somewhat of a mystery. The speed in which he gains his power at was never seen before by the group led by the protagonist. "His slime became so powerful that he could even have a decent battle with the most skilled persona user" - Adolf Hitler, 1944.

Jarek

Jarek, as seen in Persona 4

Slime

Jarek's Slime

War time, military service and proud accomplishments.[]

During his campaign in 1924 he was assigned, personally by the Führer himself, to lead the first SS squadron in order to test the Newest Indiscriminating German Generation Enigmatic Regime. Jarek's and his peers accomplishments led to the creation of the Schutzstaffel that we know today. He raped approximately 9999 people during his first few days in the field. He also raped 999999 military vehicles and mortar emplacements. His lust was so enormous that they had to expand duties of the SS to take Jarek's mind off of raping. Jarek showed clear signs of a sadistic and sociopathic behavior, quickly earning his reputation in the German military. His actions were so gruesome that they had to be covered up for the good of Nazi Germany. Jarek's incomprehensible need for rape constantly grew with every deed. His fellow comrades couldn't bear watching and participating their commander's constant rape sessions anymore. He felt disgusted by their cowardice. "No weź!! Ze mną nie zgwałcisz?" - Jarek 1927. This resulted in Jarek beginning to rape any new recruits. After seeing this go on and on, His Magnificence (Adolf Hitler) felt great sadness. He ordered Jarek's most trusted friend (a fellow rapist) - Darek (Last name unknown) - to suck his balls, using his patented ballsucking technique, 999999 times so hard that he couldn't take it anymore in order to make his mind forget his past. After barely accomplishing this mission, Jarek fell into a coma and was immediately transported, by an armored convoy, to a remote location in Poland, where he was put into a cryo chamber for an indefinite amount of time. Years had passed, Nazi Germany had fallen and everyone that was involved with Jarek had died during the war. All memory of the infamous SS Commander had been erased.

After the war.[]

The year is 1965. 38 years had passed since the German military had put Jarek out of commission and into the cryo bunker that he is currently kept alive in. It was on that year that the itching of his balls was so strong that even GOD would want to scratch them. Even in his eternal sleep, he couldn't bear this anymore. He had suddenly woken up and scratched his balls so hard that one of them fell off. He scratched them 999999 times fingered his ass as well,,,, then a little boy came over and raped jarek 9999999 times in his mouth, they fell in love and raped each other until SP dobrzykowice manifested itself, because GOD couldn't bear to watch them anymore. They had many children which were soon to become teachers in the newly built school. Jarek profoundly raped all of his children in order to make them stronger and smarter. Then ADOLF HITLER appeared and went into Jarek's anus. Unfortunatly Jarek farted and SSHARTED and hitler was sad and went to heaven/.

Jarek had woken up, sweating, in his bed. It was all a dream!! - he said to himself and raped himself 9999999999999999 times o/ o/ he he he raised his arm and a lot of shit came out of his anus and shart and fart and smegma and gunk. He ate his excrements at the speed of mach 3 and drunk some yogurt for protein. He sat down, farted, and enjoyed his quiet dobrzykowice lifestyle while it lasted. All of the sudden ADOLF HITLER sharted and ruined his beloved SP Dobrzykowice thus ensued a battle so huge that time stopped going forward until it has ended and then GOD came and came on Jarek's face. Potem przyszedl han solo i polecieli 9999 lat swietlnych do odbytu i srali gownem i gunkiem sin cos sin cos g14 jus t the thip

Known aliases:[]

  • Jerry Jerkoffski
  • Pan Jartek
  • Pan Majtek
  • Jar
  • Kurwnięcie z dupy bakiem Jarka
  • The opposite of Dar
  • Archnemesis of Maciej Kuprianowicz and Michał Jaworski
  • The one who conquered Maciej Kuprianowicz
  • Little girl worst nightmare
  • Niga
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